Simply Defined, The America We Have Today

Polibonics:

The attempt or employment of elite millionaire politicians to implement slang or local colloquialisms to ingratiate themselves with the voting populace.

Shrillics:
The feigned indignity employed by political shills to overstate any minimal statement deemed “offensive” to the voting populace. Implemented by “spokesmen” of political campaigns.

Mediumbs:

The well coiffed newsreader or “interviewer” who gets aflutter over politicians employing [...]